Our Guide to New Year’s Resolutions

[dropcap custom_class=”normal”]It never fails. The ball drops, Auld Lang Syne plays, and the New Year’s resolutions begin. From getting back into your favorite skinny jeans to skipping your morning latte in favor of an actual savings account, each New Year brings a promise of hope, motivation, and a new and improved you—which usually lasts about two weeks.[/dropcap]

So this year, we’re keeping it real and letting you know what we really think of these adorably ambitious resolutions. We hereby command you to have a laugh, skip the clichés, and celebrate 2015 being as fabulous as you already are.

Happy New Year from City Furniture!

 

Resolution 1: Drink less wine

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Resolution 2: Go on a diet

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Resolution 3: Save more money

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Resolution 4: Start exercising at least 3 times a week

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Resolution 5: Organize the entire house

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